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Entry #3- Julia [Nov. 4th, 2009|09:28 pm]
Whatever Blows Our Hair Back...

[Current Mood |busybusy]
[Current Music |Fireflies- Owl City]

The peppiness that seems to float around Julia like a fluffy aura dims slightly as she recollects this time in her childhood. Personally I have a difficult time reconciling the child she describes with the trim young womans sitting in front of me. Of course I hear stories regularly these days about people who lose vast amounts of weight, but Julia just looks like one of those lucky girls who’s got it in her genes.

She fiddles absently with her spoon sitting in the still-full cup of coffee. I see her eye it, but I can’t read her expression.She continues.

Julia's sordid tale continues here...Collapse )


Word count 1,326. Completely cut off, because quite frankly, it was late, I was tired, and there are some Other Things I like doing besides writing :-)
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It's Olga [Jun. 7th, 2007|11:27 pm]
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[Current Mood |hungryhungry]
[Current Music |Hot Dog Wolf- Wolf's Rain OST]

Hello. I am Olga, the bearded lady.

I used an epilator on my mustache and it hurt like a mofo.


But it worked.
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(no subject) [Jun. 3rd, 2007|02:14 pm]
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[Current Mood |mischievousmischievous]

Denise here, and I have to make some confessions....today, I overate at lunch...I know! Whatever!! I ate 5 M&M's instead of just 2...which made me feel all bloated and uncomfortable -- Yuck!

So to compensate, I went running! Weeeee! But after mile 17, I felt like I needed to blast my thighs with some extra calorie burnage and to really take my fitness up a notch, so I did lunges the next mile!! Yes! I can't stand up now, and my knight in shining Civic, Dirk, had to come get me when I tripped and couldn't get up...but it was ok! Because I just utilized the 20 minutes it took for him to get there to do push-ups and tricep presses while I was relegated to the ground! I figured that later I would reward myself with a hot sauna soak (yay even more calorie burning!) and then a nice relaxing 10 mile walk with the family chihuahua!

This day has really taught me to stay positive about my circumstances, and to be able to incorporate any exercise into the situation! I mean, who knew that you don't need any feeling or reponsiveness in your legs to do push ups?? I certainly didn't before today -- and now I know I can do push-ups any time, anywhere!!!! XD
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PREPARE FOR THE BEACH!! [Jun. 4th, 2007|02:27 am]
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[Current Mood |chipperchipper]
[Current Music |Mmmbop- Hanson]

At the end of this month I am going to a HUGE beach party in Busan!! Hooray for fun in the sun!!!! So, I need to be in MAXIMUM SHAPE so I don't frighten away strangers and coworkers alike with my ABS OF FLAB. It's a wonder I can even find my bellybutton ring in there, amongst all the folds of unnecessary fat!!!

My first and favorite technique for busting gross gut is definitely the situps, natch! I'll be doing them EVERY DAY from now until the end of the month! But just plain situps are for losers and fat people!! I've never been known to do a regular exercise without a little twist either! So to add a little extra "umph" to my ab regime, I enlisted the help of five overweight midgets to hang off of my neck while I do the situps!!! WOW, feel the burn!!!!!! You can do this at home too!! If you don't have some midgets on hand, any household items will work! Just use some rope!! Last week I used my 20-inch TV set, and the week before that I actually managed to detach my kitchen sink!!

Of course, after a workout like that, I always need a little edible reward ^.^ In this case I munch on the wood chips that line my hamster's cage!! This is an excellent source of fiber, with just a hint of hickory flavoring!!! Mmmmmmm, delicious!! Be careful about eating too much though! Even wood chips have nasty things like carbs and calories -_- To ensure maximum flavor and minimum weight gain, chew some sugar-free gum with it! It balls right up, and you won't be tempted to swallow any of it!! Watch out for splinters ;-)
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